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fifty-shades-of-irony:

Gordon Ramsay only has two emotions

  1. I’M ONLY TRYING TO FUCKING HELP YOU SO FUCKING LISTEN!
  2. No  no shhhh I was only trying to help please don’t cry.

(Source: nootellapopsicle, via two-and-a-half-homos)

mathematicalpotato:

perchu:

shslvalkyrie:

What a time to be alive.

aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND  FUCK YOU MOREOS

oh my god the original moreos post

(Source: poyzn, via miserabledyke)

rebagled:

*aggressively doesn’t know*

(Source: dveon, via two-shot-dream)

kill-dorothy:

thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

im p sure its doing its job of raising awareness pretty well

I get so annoyed when people are like “what’s the point in the ice bucket challenge”

 THIS IS THE POINT OMG

(via two-and-a-half-homos)

http://two-shot-dream.tumblr.com/post/95908162887/yeah-boy-and-butt-face-two-shot-dream →

two-shot-dream:

yeah-boy-and-butt-face:

two-shot-dream:

yeah-boy-and-butt-face:

two-shot-dream:

yeah-boy-and-butt-face:

yeah-boy-and-butt-face:

two-shot-dream:

yeah-boy-and-butt-face:

two-shot-dream:

yeah-boy-and-butt-face:

i gotta lay off the digimon i look like a weenie

You are a weenie

EXCUSE U

Oh yes thank you for excusing me I feel so excused for speaking the truth

Yes I…

Well at least I am a king, u are just a peasant weenie, a total dork ass weenie that does weenie things for other weenies. like its embarrassing to be seen talking to u because ur level of weenie just completely overrides mine like u should feel accomplished about that level of weenie it is enough weenie to destroy the world

Oh yeah but if you’re the king weenie then doesn’t that mean you’re more of a weenie than I am like you have to be a huge weenie to become king right

it goes in a backwards ladder term so the least weenie becomes weenie king like in some final countdown terms

Who the hell come up with that backwards ass hierarchy no screw that viva la revolution let the weenies all just hang free man weenies for everyone

Legalize the weenies yo we need a weenie to speak for the people the weeniest weenie ever

Stop flattering yourself and get your weenie ass on the podium

Im just insecure about the level of weenie in this town

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

(Source: meladoodle, via two-shot-dream)

http://two-shot-dream.tumblr.com/post/95908162887/yeah-boy-and-butt-face-two-shot-dream →

two-shot-dream:

yeah-boy-and-butt-face:

two-shot-dream:

yeah-boy-and-butt-face:

yeah-boy-and-butt-face:

two-shot-dream:

yeah-boy-and-butt-face:

two-shot-dream:

yeah-boy-and-butt-face:

i gotta lay off the digimon i look like a weenie

You are a weenie

EXCUSE U

Oh yes thank you for excusing me I feel so excused for speaking the truth

Yes I…

Well at least I am a king, u are just a peasant weenie, a total dork ass weenie that does weenie things for other weenies. like its embarrassing to be seen talking to u because ur level of weenie just completely overrides mine like u should feel accomplished about that level of weenie it is enough weenie to destroy the world

Oh yeah but if you’re the king weenie then doesn’t that mean you’re more of a weenie than I am like you have to be a huge weenie to become king right

it goes in a backwards ladder term so the least weenie becomes weenie king like in some final countdown terms

Who the hell come up with that backwards ass hierarchy no screw that viva la revolution let the weenies all just hang free man weenies for everyone

Legalize the weenies yo we need a weenie to speak for the people the weeniest weenie ever

blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

(via fodder-coffin)

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